So, let's say that you are driving your family around in the family car. You pull out of the parking space in front of Publix and begin to drive in the correct direction out of the aisle. You then notice a gray hatchback flying across the parking lot - - perpendicular to the aisle. Like, across the parking spaces... and coming straight for your car. Would you:
A) Honk your horn in warning
B) Drive on and hope that the person stops before hitting you
C) Throw your arms in the air and scream like a 6 year old ballerina on a rollercoaster
I chose A. I gave him a honk to let him know that if he doesn't stop, then he is going to hit our car. He didn't look too happy about it. He pulled behind our car as I pulled to a stop sign. I see that he is extremely angry and is pulling something out of his lap. It's a glock. He waves this glock around his car and points it at our car -- where Jovi is facing backwards!!
I then quickly re-thought my choices and picked C.
My heart sunk. I told my wife to pull out her cell phone - I was gonna call the cops and have them take this nut away. Once we pulled out from the stop sign, he drove the other way. We took a breath. We were so mad that some stupid, no-brained, ugly, inbred moron with an anger problem could point a gun at us - A GUN. He drove away before we could get his license plate number.
5 comments:
I HAVE MY ARMS THROWN IN THE AIR AND I AM SCREAMING LIKE A SIX YEAR OLD BALLERINA ON A ROLLERCOASTER!!!!!OMYGOSH!!!
I would have shot him...a bird. Glad all is well :-) Sometimes I hate people.
That's why I like dogs more than people sometimes...glad you are ok, finally have this bookmarked thanks to yo mama
Sandy, I do like dogs more than people some times, too! Mostly because they don't have opposable thumbs to help them shoot guns.
So glad you can bookmark this page! My mom's becoming quite the computer nerd.
that is awful. People can be AWFUL! One day you will have a tank and the next guy in a hatchback that points a gun to you will wish he had a tank :)
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